ATTN! KFC is Being conquered by Imperial troops!

This is Skynet reporting life on the cities of coruscant.

Vader is invading the the earthly-branched Kentucky Fried Chicken!

WAIT!!

we got a latest piece of info here,

OH NO!

Ken have just been fried!

btw,

ken is kentucky's son or smth

and yes! Vader have invaded the company!

oh no~

the slogan had just been changed

Force Licking GOOD!

Great, Whats next! Colonel's head with a Vader face on it?

Speak of the devil...